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Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

9.30.2008

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In Hong Kong , the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble (I got a forward email about this, but this news kinda happened last month - thanks Johnny! for highlighting it)

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him.

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When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital.

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

guys, don't over do it with your toys!

7 comments:

  1. it didnt happen last nite. it was like more than a month back

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  2. he probably was bonking invisible woman.

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  3. Jamie sees no photos of at least the park bench so he would be able to say "WTF" it is almost as bad as the Swedish guy who was swimming in one of them spring fed lakes where it is so cold! and he fell asleep in one of these wooden slated chairs where his balls fell through the crack and after he wormed up he was stuck and had to call the fire department to save him! Same thing but different, although the guy in Malaysia is probably used to be being with an iron madden!

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